‘The Avengers’ (2012)
Personally, I like to think that what Thor means is that if Loki really was from Asgard, he would had killed a lot more people.
Totally here for “GO BIG OR GO HOME: THE ASGARD WAY OF LIFE” headcanon.
the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut
I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut
Limits of the Human Body by Soda Pop Avenue
I am a writer I say as I reblog this
i am an a R TIST
FUCK THIS I’M A MURDERERHey, I just like to know my limits.
In the metric system:
BODY HEAT: 42ºC
COLD WATER: 4.4ºC
HOT AIR: 148.9ºC ( […]children soon succumb in a 48ºC car.)
HIGH ALTITUDE: 4572 m
DIVING DEEP: 86 m ([…] below 18.3 m.)
when u and ur friends meet up after not seeing each other for ages
stealin ur man w/ these smooth moves
SHIA LEBEOUF LIVE
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
if u think that there has ever been a greater scene on television think again
one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were
for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse
because i said dildo.